heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

sincerelyhappines:

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sincerelyhappines:

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artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

valeums:

just the blog you have been looking for

valeums:

just the blog you have been looking for

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

officialwhitegirls:

THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY 

ship-captain-cat:

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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"Spice Raaaaaack~!!"

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premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”