am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
just the blog you have been looking for
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed
THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”